The Decaf Dip Menu
These Wonky Pods have been rescued, renamed and are ready for a new home 🏡
This menu is for the Deliciously Decaffeinated coffee pods that have been rescued from some of the best coffee brands out there!
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Batman-spresso
Black
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The night is darkest just before dawn. Which is a coincidence because that’s exactly when this delicious pod is best served. Made from a blend of sweet molasses, sugared nuts and the darkest cocoa, this is a brew that will make you not so serious about other coffees. Holy espresso, Batman.
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- Best Served as: Espresso
- Bitterness: Medium
- Acidity: Low
- Body: Full Body
- Tasting Notes: Molasses, Dark Cocoa and Sugared Nuts
- Intensity: 8/10
Bulletproof Zest
Blue
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Chocolate orange is for every day, not just for Christmas. When the sweet zesty blend of this pod hits your tongue, you might imagine you’re hearing the first ‘I-i-i-i’ of Mariah Carey on the radio, but we promise it’s just the high notes of orange and chocolate you’re tasting. You might want a lot for mornings but there is just one thing you need.
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- Best Served as: Espresso
- Bitterness: Medium
- Acidity: Medium
- Body: Full Body
- Tasting Notes: Sweet Chocolate Orange
- Intensity: 7/10
Bronze Goddess
Bronze
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You know the rhyme - first the worst, second the best, third the one with the hairy chest? As we all know, that means when you come third in a race you get both a bronze medal and a hairy chest. But when you drink a brew made from our delicious bronze pod that’s sweet with notes of dark chocolate, you’ll be putting it in first place every time. With a few extra hairs on your chest, naturally.
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- Best Served as: Ristretto / Espresso
- Bitterness: Mild
- Acidity: Low
- Body: Smooth
- Tasting Notes: Dark Chocolate with high sweetness
- Intensity: 6/10
Fields of Gold
Gold
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Will you stay with me?
Will you be my love?
Among the mugs of coffee?
We'll forget the sun
In his jealous sky
As we brew the pods of gold.
Dark Caramel, Chocolate and a hint of floral blended into a delicious pod. Now that’s a field we want to frolic in.
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- Best Served as: Espresso/Lungo
- Bitterness: Medium
- Acidity: Low
- Body: Round Body
- Tasting Notes: Dark Caramel, Chocolate and a hint of floral
- Intensity: 8/10
Get Your Treac’ On
Magenta / Hot pink
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Listen to us now
The pinkest pod around
A blend of dark chocolate
And sweet treacle (but it isn’t brown).
And if you want it
You had better come and get it now.
Get yer treac on
Get yer treac on
Get yer, get yer, get yer, get yer, get yer treac on.
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- Best Served as: Ristretto / Espresso
- Bitterness: High
- Acidity: Low
- Body: Heavy and Creamy
- Tasting Notes: Dark Chocolate and Treacle
- Intensity: 9/10
Raisin the Dead
Grind Pink Brown Rim
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If your first words in the morning are more of a zombie grunt than a riff from a fairytale princess then you should try this delicious pod. Made from a blend of dark chocolate, raisins and brown sugar, the sweet aroma would raise even tea-lovers from their deepest slumber. The sweetest wake-up call you’ve ever dreamed of.
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- Best Served as: Espresso
- Bitterness: Medium to high
- Acidity: Low
- Body: Round
- Tasting Notes: Dark Chocolate, Raisins, Brown Sugar
- Intensity: 7/10
Comfortably Plum
Scarlet Red
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Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Come on now I hear you're feeling down
Well, we can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again
We’ll need some information first
Just the basic facts
(Like you’re name, address and email)
So our tasty pods can get you relaxed.
A blend of plum, sweet candy and nuts
You’re gonna love it
No ifs, ands or buts.
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- Best Served as: Espresso / Lungo
- Bitterness: Low
- Acidity: Lively
- Body: Delicate
- Tasting Notes: Yellow Plum, Sweet Candy and Nuts
- Intensity: 6/10
Choc-full of Nuts
Grind white
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Like chocolate? Like almonds? Not really sure what molasses is but when we tell you that it’s a thick, dark syrup that’s made from boiling down sugarcane that perfectly balances the other ingredients you are totally won over? Well, prepare to meet your new favourite coffee pod that’s chocolatey, almondy and molasses-y in equal measure. You’ll go nuts for it.
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- Best Served as: Espresso
- Bitterness: Medium
- Acidity: Low
- Body: Full
- Tasting Notes: Chocolate, Almonds and Molasses
- Intensity: 7/10
Lights, Camera, Decaf
Quartz Brown
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The decaf diva of coffee pods is ready for its close-up. With notes of creamy cocoa and rich truffle, this pod delivers a performance so good it deserves to win an award for the best supporting role in your morning routine. Cue the applause. And the standing ovation because you’ll definitely be coming back for more.
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- Best Served as:
- Bitterness: 7/10
- Acidity: 5/10
- Body: Heavy
- Tasting Notes: Cocoa, truffles and sweet nuts
- Intensity: 8/10
Sundae Scaries
Emerald Green
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Conquer your Sundae Scaries and embrace the decaf way of life with a cherry on top. With swirling notes of vanilla, this little pod will transport you straight to your favourite dessert shop in a single sniff. It's like a tiny ice cream van has parked in your kitchen, ready to serve up a scoop of vanilla joy with every brew. Take a sip and feel your worries melt away.
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- Best Served as:
- Bitterness: 6/10
- Acidity: 4/10
- Body: Balanced
- Tasting Notes: Vanilla and Chocolate
- Intensity: 8/10
Fairy Podmother
Copper
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Grant your morning wishes with a sprinkle of caffeine-free citrus-infused magic. This little pod is like having your own mug of fairy potion ready to turn any groggy morning into a happily ever afternoon. Just pop it under your pillow and wait for the fairy to appear. Pretty sure that’s how it works. She’s moved on from teeth now.
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- Best Served as:
- Bitterness: 3/10
- Acidity: 8/10
- Body: Light and sweet
- Tasting Notes: Citrus fruits and popping candy
- Intensity: 4/10
Mambo Italiano
Apricot
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Brewing up this pod is like a romantic gondola ride through Venice. Except your gondolier is a zesty blend of oregano and basil and they’re serenading your senses while you fall more in amore with this little taste of Italy. It's a flavour that's more 'Mamma Mia!' than 'meh.' Just don’t give it the boot.
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- Best Served as:
- Bitterness: 2/10
- Acidity: 5/10
- Body: Sweet and tea like
- Tasting Notes: Basil and oregano
- Intensity: 3/10
The Dark Chocolate Knight
Black
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This pod is the hero your mornings deserve. The dark chocolate infused flavour of this decaf pod is so rich, it could outsmart the Riddler and sweeten up even the darkest of nights. Why so serious? Because this pod is seriously delicious. That’s why.
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- Best Served as:
- Bitterness: 4/10
- Acidity: 2/10
- Body: Well balanced but full
- Tasting Notes: Dark Chocolate, brown spices and caramel
- Intensity: 6/10
Alice in Dreamland
Artic Blue
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Finally - a brew you can drink without any tea party-induced chaos. The mix of rum and malt notes are curious, but even curiouser is the extra hint of liquorice you might pick up if you’re really paying attention. You don’t have to be mad to drink it but you will be grinning like a Cheshire Cat by the time you’ve finished.
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- Best Served as:
- Bitterness: 3/10
- Acidity: 6/10
- Body: Smooth and juicy
- Tasting Notes: Rum and Malt
- Intensity: 7/10
Wake Up and Smell the Roses
Sage Green
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- Best Served as:
- Bitterness: 5/10
- Acidity: 6/10
- Body: Tea like
- Tasting Notes: Floral, sweet nuts, and chocolate
- Intensity: 6/10
Claudia Pinkleman
Rose Pink
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Is it traitor-ish behaviour that a coffee pod this good is decaf? Get caught up in a Claudia Pinkleman coffee conspiracy by taking a big sip and uncovering the layers of muscovado sugar with a touch of undercover caramel. It’s enough to make turn anyone a faithful.
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- Best Served as:
- Bitterness: 4/10
- Acidity: 6/10
- Body: Subtle and balanced
- Tasting Notes: Muscovado, sugar and caramel
- Intensity: 6/10
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